Thanks Mom!

 

I got this in an email, thought I would share. I know I’ve heard alot of these before!
 
 
25 Reasons why I owe my mom.
 
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.

I just finished cleaning.’

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’

 
 
3. My Mother taught me about Time Travel.
 “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
  
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why”
  
5. My Mother taught me MORE LOGIC
“If you fall out of that swing & break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me”
  
6. My Mother taught me FORESIGHT
“Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident”
  
7. My Mother taught me IRONY
“Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about”
  
8. My Mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
“Shut your mouth and eat your dinner”
  
9. My Mother taught me about CONTORTION
” Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
  
10. My Mother taught me about STAMINA
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone”
  

  11. My  Mother taught me about WEATHER

 “This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it”

  

12. My Mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

“If I told you once, I told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

  

13. My Mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

 “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it”

  

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 

“Stop acting like your father”

  

15. My Mother taught me about ENVY.

“There are millions of less fortunante children in this wolrd who don’t have wonderful parents like you do”

  

16. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

“…Just wait until we get home”

  

17. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You are going to GET IT when you get home!’

  

18. My Mother taught me about Medical Science

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way”

  

19. My Mother taught me about ESP.

“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”   (Stupid)

  

20. My Mother taught me HUMOR

“When that lawn mower cuts your toes off, don’t come running to me”

  

21. My Mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up”

  

22. My Mother taught me GENETICS

“You’re just like your father”

 

23. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

 

24. My Mother taught me WISDOM

” When you get to be my age, you’ll understand”

 

25. My Mother taught me JUSTICE.

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you” LOL

Thanks Ten Ten for the email….

 

 

 


 

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About datchickneeks

I'm a Virgo, I love most things entertainment related. Love PHOTOGRAPHY, and Fashion.

One response to “Thanks Mom!

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    I can’t help but wonder and even more so ask…why is it the mother in the is email sounds like a Trini??? Because my mom said A LOT of that to me and siblings when we were growing up lol love it!!!!!

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