Sorry 2009

Good Afternoon,

I can’t quite explain my absence from writing. It wasn’t you guys, it really wasn’t. Many different reasons held me up but I’m back now (hopefully).


All I can say is sorry.


See when I say that word, I truly mean it. I mean, why say it if I don’t really mean it. What’s the basis? Sadly, I cannot say the same for most people. Why even utter the word when you don’t sincerely mean it? That’s ridiculous. The word “sorry” is one of the most overused and improperly used words in the dictionary.


sor⋅ry  /ˈsɒri, ˈsɔri/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sor-ee, sawr-ee]

⋅est. 1. feeling regret, compunction, sympathy, pity, etc.: to be sorry to leave one’s friends; to be sorry for a remark; to be sorry for someone in trouble.

2. regrettable or deplorable; unfortunate; tragic: a sorry situation; to come to a sorry end.

3. sorrowful, grieved, or sad: Was she sorry when her brother died?

4. associated with sorrow; suggestive of grief or suffering; melancholy; dismal.

5. wretched, poor, useless, or pitiful: a sorry horse.

6. (used interjectionally as a conventional apology or expression of regret)


So now that you have the definition, have you been using it correctly? If you continue to do the same thing over and over to someone and then try to get off scott free by saying “sorry”, stop frontin- you know your behind is NOT sorry. Cut the crap. Either you’re slow as hell, or you think I’m slow as hell. Which one, pick one. If you continuously behave in the same manner you couldn’t be that sorry. I’m just saying.


Also you ever notice that people say the darndest things when they’re mad at you, then when everything is “all good” they apologize and say that was just their anger speaking? Yea, that’s a damn lie. They meant it, almost every word of it.

So you know what…


You’re “sorry” that you treated me like that, but 2 days later you’re doing it again?           Yea, you can keep it

You’re “sorry” that you tried to play me and got caught, yet you did it to another girl and you’re suddenly dialing my number again.  Yea, you can keep that sorry too.

You’re sorry that I found out you were chatting me, yet magically I find out you’re doing it again.  Trick please. Keep your sorry

You’re “sorry” that you allowed things to get the way that they are, yet you have no intention of trying to fix it?   Yea, you guessed it. You can keep that ‘sorry’ as well.


The moral of the story is don’t say things you don’t mean. Your word should be your bond.

” If I can’t live by my word, than I’d much rather die….”

POTD: Touch

Tonights performance of the day goes out to Mr. O himself, Omarion.

I still love this song, and what?! Omarion is live and so is Danielle Polanco.

This is dedicated to the Discombobulated Tricks


Guest Spot: It ain’t trickin if you got it!

Good night all,

I’ll do my greetings and what not on a seperate post, this is all about the guest writer. So once again a friend of mine felt they needed to get some things off of their chest and as usual, I feel the need to oblige. Do remember folks, if you want to do a guest spot just let me know your thoughts and we can get it rolling.

Disclaimer: The thoughts and views expressed by the Guest writer are not that of the blog owner lol. Proceed…


“It ain’t trickin If you got it”

Now before i get started i wanna say that in this entry I mean no disrespect in anyway to any respectable females, I love y’all! This is just simply my outlook on a certain topic.

This also only applies to the initial boy meets girl scenerio

Ok so here we go…

I was having a discussion with a colleague of mine and he stated that he will never and has never paid for pussy in his life. I beg to differ, every man has paid and will continue to pay for pussy until the day the world ends.

hTe title of this post is called “it ain’t trickin if you got it” I for one disagree. It’s trickin regardless if you got it or not.

Now everyone knows the power that pussy has on most men, dudes get shot, stabbed, beaten, all for the P-U-S-S-Y. The power i’m gonna be referring to is the power that pussy has on a mans wallet. Some dudes will buy a gold chain instead of paying their rent all to get some pussy, dudes will put rims on their cars instead of buying groceries all to impress some girls to get some pussy, so what i’m trying to say is regardless if a man goes downtown to find a prostitute, or a man pays for a lap dance at a strip club, or a man even buys a drink for a girl at the bar, the end result is he is he wants to get some, and he is willing to PAY get it.

 “Most” female pussy comes with a price tag. It can fluctuate like gas prices based on the mood and emotionally status of that particular female. I know your wondering where the hell i’m going with this so let me explain; If a man meets a girl that just found out her boyfriend cheated on her…chances are her coochie is on clearance! You can probably buy her some gum and some lip gloss and you can get the coochie. If a man meets a girl that recently just broke up with her boyfriend her coochie is probably on a sample sale meaning, if you pay to take her to a movie, maybe a dinner you can probably get it but only a sample cause she might get back with her boyfriend. Now if you meet a girl that hasn’t been in a relationship for years because she feels all men are dogs then thats some gucci coochie meaning way OVER priced! You gotta take her to a couple movies, a couple dinners, maybe even a concert or two in order to get it…

Ladies don’t be naive to fellas being extra generous with their pocket change, yes he may just be a “nice guy” which i doubt, chances are what he’s really doing is making an investment. He’s making deposits, watching you gain interest, then once you’ve gain enough interest the plan is make you go through withdrawls….Fellas don’t be mad at me for giving the females some insight, Steve Harvey already exposed us so its nothing they don’t already know.

 But anyway getting back to the matter at hand, Fellas all i’m saying is if you are willing to drive from sauga to scarboro/durham or vice versa for a girl when gas prices are at $1.03 per litre and its not your girl…then regardless of what you think- you are paying for some pussy.

I’m not saying there is another wrong with doing this because its just the way things are, I’m just trying to inform y’all that it’s happening and will continue to happen.

 So ladies do me a favour, think back and ask yourself on average… How much is your pussy worth?




Well initially I was going to add my piece to this, however I opted out of it. I want to hear what the readers have to say.

What do you guys think?

SOTD: Sending my love

Self explanatory song. It is what it is.

Zhane really was the truth, they should make a comeback. I know they were at a recent party in T.O performing but I want a new album damnit!

Zhane “Sending my Love” Live

Crimes Against Fashion 2

Good morning,


It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these. So without further adieu here are my list of Fashion (which includes Hair)Pet Peeves.


1. Curly hair with straight bangs.

One question why? Make up your mind for Pete Sakes, stop trying to have the best of both worlds. It looks ridiculous.

Sorry Chanel

Sorry Chanel


2. Lacefront Wigs.

What in the name of Patra, Spice and Lady Saw is going on in the world? Really and truly. This epidemic has hit the basic chicks of the world and I’m begging pleading for it to stop. Celebrities around the world have been wearing this for years, big difference- they have money *blank stare*. I would prefer if you’re going to invest in one of these, please do just that invest. Do not purchase the one on sale for $19.99 at Keele/Sheppard in a shade of orange/red and think you can rival Beyonce. As the Jamaicans would say “Dat nah mek it”. Don’t get me wrong, some chicks can pull it off and I mean, like I’ve seen about 2 ‘regular’ girls pulling it off. If you do not know how to apply it, don’t bother and save yourself the embarrassment. We all know your hairline does not begin in the middle of your forehead, just stop it lol.






3. Men who don’t know how to dress like men.

This gets me angry in ways you don’t even know. At a certain age, there becomes a time where baggy pants, sneakers and t-shirts won’t cut it to go out to an event. By no means am I saying that I don’t want men dressing in that at all, however there is a time and a place for everything (a common phrase I say). When attending certain functions, that attire just doesn’t cut it. Women make such an effort when going out, it’s good to see men reciprocate every now and again (preferably a lot more “nows”).




4.  Girls in 4x sized sweatpants walking around in public.


Okay, sooo I know some people won’t agree but dah well this is my list lol. I’ve been an athlete for majority of my life, and somehow I still don’t own a whole collection of trackpants and sweatpants and even if I did you wouldn’t see me walking around the whole of town with them. Here’s the thing, why do girls feel the need to buy sweatpants six sizes 2 big for them and THEN roll the top of the waistline. On what planet is that okay? Tell me, what galaxy? It looks soooooo sloppy, and I wish they would just stop it.




5.  Crocs

For the love of Pete, when will I not have to see these dreadful “shoes” any longer? Well hopefully soon, because I heard they were going out of business. I really hope it’s true, because I’m TIRED of seeing them. People try to justify them to me, but I’m not having it. If you’re over the age of 3 you have no business in them. Actually, scratch that- they’re not even safe for kids as it really doesn’t protect their feet. Anything can go through them an stick your child in the foot. My friend that owns a pair *she knows who she is* knows my utter disgust for them lol.










JOTD: Chicken Strips

It’s been awhile since I posted a video from my boy Qaadir. Love this guy. As always, be careful when you play it just because he cusses alot lol.

This one is called “Chicken Strips & the Bake Sale from Hell”.



Tameka, I think you’d appreciate this one LOL. I had to add this one on

SOTD: Turn Your Lights Down Low

Good Morning,


Starting with a Song of the Day? Sure, why not.  Don’t know why, but I felt this song was needed today. Everytime I hear it, it’s still just like the 1st time. I decided to use the live version just because Lauryn is just that chick.


Random Questions

I received this in an email, it’s just a list of random questions.


  • Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


  • Only in America ……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


  •  Only in America ……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


  • Only in America ……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


  • Only in America ……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


  • Only in America ……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.


  • Only in America ……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

POTD: Some Unholy War

The last day of my Amy week, and I hope if you weren’t acquainted with her music you are now.

Love this song. Proves how she’s a down ass, outer planet type, best i ever had type- love.

…can you relate?

Ordinary People

We’re just ordinary people, we don’t know which way to go.

This will forever be my favorite John Legend tune. The first time I heard it, I was like “realllllllllyyyy?”. Even Stevie Wonder has admitted he wish he wrote it. It speaks volumes, it really has.

This is from the same Youtuber that I posted a couple days ago, Keisha Renee. She kills it. Her runs are fabulous, and she doesn’t overdo it.