JOTD: Spanish Thesaurus

Todays joke of the day is just that JOKES. Don’t take offense to it, it’s all in good humor.

Spanish Thesaurus “Words of the Day”

1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. Mushroom

When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

3. Shoulder

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder.

4.  Texas

My fren always Texas me when I’m not home, wondering where I’m @!

5. Herpes

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. Wheelchair

We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair

10. Chicken Wing

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. Harassment

My wife caught me in bed with another woman and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. Bishop

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. Body wash

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. Budweiser

That woman over there has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?

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