Todays joke of the day is just that JOKES. Don’t take offense to it, it’s all in good humor.
Spanish Thesaurus “Words of the Day”
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder.
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home, wondering where I’m @!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair
10. Chicken Wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another woman and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
That woman over there has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?