JOTD: Brad Pitt

Todays Joke of the day made me chuckle so I thought I’d share.

Realistically vs Potentially

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

‘Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially‘ and ‘realistically‘?’

 The father thought for a moment, then answered,’Go ask your mother if she would sleep with BradPitt for a million dollars.Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.’ 

So the boy went to his mother and asked, ‘Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?  The mother replied, ‘Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!’ 

The boy then went to his sister and asked, ‘Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?’  The girl replied, ‘Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?’ 

The boy then went to his brother and asked, ‘Wouldyou sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?’  ‘Of course,’ the brother replied. ‘Do you know what a million bucks would buy?’ 

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, ‘Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?’  The boy replied : |Yes, ‘Potentially‘, you and I are sitting on three million dollars . But ‘realistically’, we’re living with two hookers and a queer.’

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I'm a Virgo, I love most things entertainment related. Love PHOTOGRAPHY, and Fashion.

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