In light of my favorite season beginning in the next coming weeks, there comes some complications that comes with it. The sun is so delightful and beautiful, however I think it messes with peoples brains in ways that scientists and doctors alike haven’t been able to cure yet. There are 2 things I would love to address that I think are major issues with my lover Summer.
1. The “I’m too cute and can wear anything” Syndrome.
This aforementioned syndrome mainly affects females during the summer season. It’s as if they have trick mirrors in their houses telling them “You look beautiful, it doesn’t matter if you don’t fit it into it. You’re hot anyway!” *blank stare*. Ladies, we have to stick together so I’m just going to say this to help along our species. If you have 2nd thoughts about wearing something because you squeezed your size 12 ass into a size 6… do us all a favor and don’t wear it. The sun has a special way of tricking people into wearing anything. If you thought no one cares, trust me, they do! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Wear your size, keep those toes polished and keep those legs hydrated. Double up if you have to with Vaseline and lotion.
2. “To Be Single, or Not to be Single”
This one is a big one.
You’ve been talking to a guy pre-season and it’s suddenly leading into summer and he starts to get weird. By weird, it can mean many things such as displaying symptoms like: Moodiness, Distantness, Douchebag-ness, etc. You know what that is right? He’s realizing the summer skirts are starting to come out and wants to keep his options open. The thing is, he might genuinly like you but summer makes you want to play the field and chase all the cuties that you see. We all know everyone comes out of hibernation at that time, and wants to show face. Everyone is suddenly in HEAT (literally). My theory is the heat begins to fry a couple brains, without folks even noticing it. One second he’s Hot and the next second he’s cold, word to Katy Perry. Believe me it’s frustrating and all, but you know what? Keep it moving! If you were able to grab one, you can most definitely grab another. He’ll realize once summer cools down that he wants to be boo’d up and when you’re suddenly unavailable because you’re washing your hair every night, he’ll get the picture 😉
Too little, too late.