Guest Spot: Sports Center

Good morning folks,

Here is another guest spot by Miss Michelle, the reigning sports Queen herself. Check it out:

 

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There’s a meeting in my bedroom.

Well, well, well.. So much to cover yet not enough of an attention span to pay attention so I’ll make this as short and sweet as possible.

The last time we spoke I had just got 2k10 (PSN ID: Jennings-ariza), the season barely began and I had made some bold statements that I still stand behind, and most have been proven to be correct. It’s about the middle of the season and since the last time I had a guest spot at the lovely Ms. Neeks’ page A LOT has happened so here is a quick opinionated rant about what the hell is going on.

First thing is first. I am LIVID with the NBA! I don’t think I have to say much about why but I do have two words for you. Agent Zero.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking “How could a pretty girl like you condone such behavior?!” Lets be real guys. Do we really know what happened? Were you there? was David Stern there? NO. First off I’m not going to say having guns is right because it’s not. It’s flat out wrong and I not only feel that way about guns but also about violence, domestic violence, assault, drugs, and adultery so I don’t want to be looked at as some bias chick talking about the hottest subject. This is not something that should be glamorized. Nevertheless, personal is personal and ball is ball. How are you going to take out a leading scorer not because of the situation or the event that had occurred BUT because of personal views and comments about the situation made outside of the court. REALLY?! I am not angry because I am not only a fan of the wizards or Gilbert Arenas but because this situation could have been handled a lot better. First of all, if there is a problem like this when the FBI has to get involved and you decided to make the decision or even have the thought of suspension you should act on it right away until the situation is solved. You would think that’s logic right? But I guess not when it comes to David Stern. Is he really bigger then the game? The commissioner not only suspended someone who is still under investigation two weeks after the incident but he left the other individual untouched and released statements that I consider to be completely untrue and ridiculous. “(Arenas) Is currently unfit to be on the court” ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You have players like Delonte West (who plays for the Cleveland cavaliers) on the court that is a ticking time bomb. This season he was diagnosed as bi-polar and was caught coming from the Cleveland arena on a motorcycle with a shotgun in a guitar bag. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You’ve got some nerve. It also raises some questions like If it were a high grossing player like Lebron James would the consequences be the same? Or If it were someone like Luke Walton who has a respectable father that’s part of the league would the consequences still be the same? Let me help you with that and let you know straight up the answer is NO.

NOW, I know you saw that Christmas game with Lakers vs. Cavs. Now, reeelllaaxxx you prince james bandwagoners just because the score is even or one-up does settle any argument. Lebron is NOT better than Kobe and if you actually paid attention you would know why. Besides, I have to give it up to my Lakers. It’s hard playing against two teams. Especially the highest paid in the league, the REFS.

Okay so I’m mid-way thru and I realize I’ve got a lot of ground to cover so I am going to split this into two. Right now there’s a meeting in my bedroom and I don’t want you to be late so take a breath. Breathe, stretch, shake and I’ll be back to talk about the NFL, more on Mamba vs. Prince, A’mare, Bosh, Granger, Dwayne wade, Denver, Ivy, All-star 2010, and FREE AGENTS.

Cya.

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GS: The Monthlys

Good Morning,

How’s everybody feeling? Now that Christmas and Boxing Day is over, I’m sure the focus is New Years. Let me know your New Years Plans, we could potentially be going to the same spot. Today’s post is another Guest Spot by Mr.Superfly. It’s a guys take on a Womans Monthly aka The Period.

Period Etiquette

 

Okay ladies so I understand that males are the lucky ones between the 2 genders. We don’t experience getting a period first hand but that does not mean we are not affected by them. I briefly wanna talk about period etiquette, this is a list of things that us men would appreciate you did when you know you are on/expecting your period

1. Warning

If you are meeting up with your homie, lover, friend and you just got or are expecting your period, it won’t hurt to give a brother the heads up. Not so we can cancel our original plans but just so we know what we are getting ourselves into. Some of you may be uncomfortable talking about this to a dude so if thats the case, just give us examples such as: “i have cramps” “I’m not feeling well” “i need some midol” most of us men can take a hint. Now if for some reason you forget to give us a warning…this leads me into the next item

2. Dont start no sh*t won’t be no sh*t

Ladies if you are on your period and you forget to warn a brother, please and I repeat please don’t start something that you can’t finish. The worst thing you can do is start kissing/touching/rubbing on dude and then when he gets into it and tries to start rubbing back…you push his hand away, WTF?!…I would’ve been just fine laying here watching t.v. but now I’m hard as a rock and your telling me theres nothing you can do about it? Ugh…blue balls is not an enjoyable experience!

3. Tone it down

Now I understand that you wanna look sexy and all but it’s probably not the best idea to wear your sexy outfit on a period day, thats just straight up mean, have a heart ladies…

4. Location, Location, Location

 

When your on your period its the best time to enjoy some quality outdoor activities, us going out for drinks then back to my house may not be the best idea…some more suitable period destinations should be something active so we don’t end up alone in a bed. for example bowling, movies, Dave and Busters..these are just some basic ideas but I’m sure y’all get the point.

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Neeks point of view:

 Initially when I first read this I said “Wowww”. I wish sometimes that just for 1 month out of the year, males could experience a period and how absolutely dreadful it is. Especially for women like myself that get worse symptoms than the average female.  My grips in particular were with “Tone it Down” and “Location Location Location”. For someone like me both of those points are irrelevant. Even when you’re on your period and you have to go out somewhere dinner, club, gathering, movies, bowling, etc. You still want to look presentable and ‘hot’, so for me to dress bummy because of this stupid period -it’s not happening.

The next point “Location Location”, well for someone like myself… let’s just say either way that doesn’t matter.

On that note, I’m out!

Guest Spot: It ain’t trickin if you got it!

Good night all,

I’ll do my greetings and what not on a seperate post, this is all about the guest writer. So once again a friend of mine felt they needed to get some things off of their chest and as usual, I feel the need to oblige. Do remember folks, if you want to do a guest spot just let me know your thoughts and we can get it rolling.

Disclaimer: The thoughts and views expressed by the Guest writer are not that of the blog owner lol. Proceed…

 

“It ain’t trickin If you got it”

Now before i get started i wanna say that in this entry I mean no disrespect in anyway to any respectable females, I love y’all! This is just simply my outlook on a certain topic.

This also only applies to the initial boy meets girl scenerio

Ok so here we go…

I was having a discussion with a colleague of mine and he stated that he will never and has never paid for pussy in his life. I beg to differ, every man has paid and will continue to pay for pussy until the day the world ends.

hTe title of this post is called “it ain’t trickin if you got it” I for one disagree. It’s trickin regardless if you got it or not.

Now everyone knows the power that pussy has on most men, dudes get shot, stabbed, beaten, all for the P-U-S-S-Y. The power i’m gonna be referring to is the power that pussy has on a mans wallet. Some dudes will buy a gold chain instead of paying their rent all to get some pussy, dudes will put rims on their cars instead of buying groceries all to impress some girls to get some pussy, so what i’m trying to say is regardless if a man goes downtown to find a prostitute, or a man pays for a lap dance at a strip club, or a man even buys a drink for a girl at the bar, the end result is he is he wants to get some, and he is willing to PAY get it.

 “Most” female pussy comes with a price tag. It can fluctuate like gas prices based on the mood and emotionally status of that particular female. I know your wondering where the hell i’m going with this so let me explain; If a man meets a girl that just found out her boyfriend cheated on her…chances are her coochie is on clearance! You can probably buy her some gum and some lip gloss and you can get the coochie. If a man meets a girl that recently just broke up with her boyfriend her coochie is probably on a sample sale meaning, if you pay to take her to a movie, maybe a dinner you can probably get it but only a sample cause she might get back with her boyfriend. Now if you meet a girl that hasn’t been in a relationship for years because she feels all men are dogs then thats some gucci coochie meaning way OVER priced! You gotta take her to a couple movies, a couple dinners, maybe even a concert or two in order to get it…

Ladies don’t be naive to fellas being extra generous with their pocket change, yes he may just be a “nice guy” which i doubt, chances are what he’s really doing is making an investment. He’s making deposits, watching you gain interest, then once you’ve gain enough interest the plan is make you go through withdrawls….Fellas don’t be mad at me for giving the females some insight, Steve Harvey already exposed us so its nothing they don’t already know.

 But anyway getting back to the matter at hand, Fellas all i’m saying is if you are willing to drive from sauga to scarboro/durham or vice versa for a girl when gas prices are at $1.03 per litre and its not your girl…then regardless of what you think- you are paying for some pussy.

I’m not saying there is another wrong with doing this because its just the way things are, I’m just trying to inform y’all that it’s happening and will continue to happen.

 So ladies do me a favour, think back and ask yourself on average… How much is your pussy worth?

SuperFly

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WOW!

Well initially I was going to add my piece to this, however I opted out of it. I want to hear what the readers have to say.

What do you guys think?

Guest Spot: 12 Play

Good Evening,

I haven’t had a Guest Spot in a minute and this one is a little different. With the fast approaching Basketball season among us, why not have a Guest spot every now and then from a different perspective? Without further adieu, here it is- a piece written by Michelle Spences-Lee.

 

12 Play.

I know what you’re thinking. Twelve play, you’re waiting for me to name all possible positions. To exploit my sexuality, leaving majority of the male readers intrigued and most of the women confused wondering, “What the hell are you talking about?!…Women have an opinion about this?” Well if that’s what you’re thinking, you’re correct. I’m going to name all possible positions and what I like to call the first “fore-play” moves in the NBA that aren’t or are satisfying that urge we ball’ heads fiend for.

Lets start by being a little more honest with our selves guys- going into the new season each team says they’re ready, they’re going to win, they got what it takes but honestly, let us be realistic. When the first five games are over and teams like Detroit, LA Clippers, and Chicago realize “Damn, we’re in over our head.” That’s when all the true colours begin to show. Chicago letting Ben Gordon go was a big mistake-Ben Gordon going to Detroit was a big mistake. Allen Iverson got what he needed, Chris Bosh is going to light it up, Emeka Okafor will finally catch a break and although I hate to admit it- Ron Artest might be a big mistake. I know these are big words but Ill explain the logic behind it. First of all I know Derrick Rose is an amazing player the statistics speak for themselves (PPG: 19.7; RPG: 6.30; APG: 6.4;) but alone, I believe the pressure will be too much. Maybe I’m crazy, maybe it seems like the ideal situation, playing for your hometown with all your family and friends they’re cheering you on, providing you with “constructive criticism”. I don’t know, I think without his right hand man there it will be very hard to carry a team on his own. He’s still a young player and has a lot of maturing to do. Maybe reading a book could up his confidence. Now, Mr. Ben “Jordan” as chi-town fans would call him, although obtaining that 55+mill. (Get that paper!) It’s evident that Detroit has no future. With the veterans gone and the alleged prince still gaming there’s a very slim chance of revival- which I aint mad at (Sorry D-Town).

Mr. Poison Ivy himself still has a chance- yea I said it! AI got the move he needed. I know he’s not making the money he once did, but he’s closer to a ring then ever. With a strong, young supporting cast and the space to do what he does best. I promise you, yes I promise, AI will bring it back to the hood and be a little bit closer. Maybe not this year but he should not give up!

Yea, yea, yea knock on Toronto all you want hell I know CB4 looks like the mascot but that’s not the point. The point for the Toronto forward is that there is serious money to be made. With Boshs’ contract up in 2010 he’s going to do whatever it takes to score those points, make those rebounds, and make those numbers sky high making him one of the most wanted players in the Nba. He has the experience, he now has the weight (he gained 50lbs during off season), and soon he will have the numbers to back his hype up. Toronto better be ready to offer what we have left to keep Bosh or we might see him in that red and black next to wade.

Emeka Okafor may have been the only one playing on the hardwood back in Charlotte but with CP3 on his right there is nothing there to stop him. Fullstop.

Oh my Lakers. My, my, my as a major laker fan (say what you want…2009 Champs!) It hurts my heart to admit that maybe we may have made a major mistake. We traded a 24 year old new comer for an almost 30 troublemaker. I have no doubt for a possible repeat because Phil Jackson is just that dude but damn. I guess its just question marks and a stiff drink from here.

Now I know this is a lot of opinion to take in from a chick that wears Nikes with a dress but breathe, I’ll leave it here for now. You’ll have to wait for me to take an acute break, test that 2K10, and find appropriate words to describe my feelings about Lebron James, the Boston Celtics, and the anticipation of Frankenstein’s son Blake Griffin. Until then watch summer league shots of Brandon Jennings, keep updated with pre-season games, and enjoy the Nba 2k10 takeover. Peace.

-Mich

TO BBM or NOT TO BBM, is it really even a question?

This is a guest post by Mr. Jay Guevara. Pretty true to say the least

For all you Crackberry users out there…

 

If you own a cell phone in Toronto, you have had the debate about which is better, the IPhone or the Blackberry.  To me, it is like comparing Dominique Wilkins and Michael Jordan, yes they both can dunk, but Jordan has championship rings. Or to stay in context, both devices have cool features, but Blackberry has BBM PING ME BITCH.  If you own a Blackberry you will agree that there has been no greater creation for personal communication with a large group of not so closely knit friends since MSN. 

I recently had the software go down on my trusty Curve 8330, and since I could not remember the birthday of the profile I used to get the account, I was left Berry-less for a month. In this month I lost contact with everyone.  People I used to talk to 5 times per day, were now ghosts.  I was no longer able to communicate in their relm. I couldn’t text them, because as a Berry owner, I know it is rude to send a text message to someone who has a Blackberry.  And Lord knows I didn’t have a single phone number for my 136 contacts, because dialing and calling someone who has a blackberry requires far too much effort.   I have compiled a list of things you may or may not have experienced while owning your blackberry.

 

1. I have met an attractive person of the opposite sex, only to look down at their phone and be turned off at the prospect of courting this individual via phone calls or text messages.  No BBM No TALK

 

2. The Blackberry is better than the IPhone – Your phone is for communicating with others. Not downloading cool apps to find a groovy restaurant in the lower side on China Town. For the simple fact that apple has not created a feature that allows you to PING people. Blackberry wins.

 

3. You have not opened a message from someone because you did not want the little D to turn to a R. You knew the question or PING was not something of interest and didn’t want/ have an answer at that time.  Or you have left the little D there to make it seem like you are actually someone who is busy and doesn’t have their blackberry in their hand all day.

 

4. You have sat there looking at the little R and wondered to yourself, do I follow up my last statement with another note or do I wait for the person to reply.

 

5. Sending pictures, ringtones, songs… any piece of data your phone can hold is just as easy as sending it on MSN. Send file and you have just made someone smile with a picture of your…

 

Neeks addition to this post…

1. Do you ever SWEAR that your phone is flashing red, then when you unlock it there is no damn message showing LOL. I swear this phone really does have ‘crack’ like symptoms.

 

2. Similarily do you ever swear that your phone vibrated, only to check it and yet again there is no freaking text message/missed call/facebook msg/bbm message. Damn that’s a lot of ways to feel rejected all at once.

 

3. Have you ever felt like your Berry gives you so much trouble, but then when told by some smarty pants to switch to a PCS or other type of smartphone you reply “Ummm no, that’s alright”. Seriously, my phone pisses me off to the highest degree but now I cannot see myself without a Blackberry!

Guest Appearances

So as mentioned earlier in the week, I will be having guest appearances every now and again by different folks.

The first of which is by my crazy friend Jay.  He approached me about it, and after thinking long and hard I thought “ummm sure” lol.  The more I thought about it, the more I realized it could be a good look. A good way to ensure you, the readers never get bored.

 

So let’s get to it, here is his first post:

 

When my homegirl Ms. Neeks told me she was writing a blog – I thought to myself – oh shit, here goes another girl who thinks her opinion on “The Life and Times of Rihanna viewed via someone elses blog” matters to anyone but her and her circle of 5 friends…  She quickly assured me it was not a gossip blog, and more of an online diary… And since I am far too lazy to write and maintain my own personal blog (I am actually typing this through my assistant. I speak he types. Semi –colon, right bracket… gotta love McDonald commercials)… back to the topic at hand… Guest appearances!

I can call Ms. Neeks “Jay-Z”, and I am “Memphis Bleek”.  Because, without her hard work, no one would be listening to me rant right now.  So with that said, I would like to thank Neeks for letting me use her medium and assure you that when I actually have something to say. I will share my thoughts with you. Until then, the floor is yours Ms. Neeks.

Jay Guevara
“You cant fly if you don’t jump, and I wake up froggy”