What the?

Long time.

Not in the mood for formalities or pleasantries so I’ll just talk about some things off the top.

1. Why do people on Facebook “Like” their own status once they’ve written it? If I wrote “I’m going to have a sick time tonight”, isn’t it already implied that I like it since it came from my head and I took the time to post the damn status? Super lame. 

2. Why is it when you’re talking about something (general comment, rant, etc) people automatically assume it has to do with them? I come across a lot of people in my life and read a lot of different things. Therefore just because I go off on a rant about hmm… ex-girlfriends does not mean I’m talking about my boyfriends ex-girlfriend(s). For one, he’s had more than one so unless you’ve been doing some sneaky shit, do not for one think I’m talking about you. Second, I’m not checking for any of them cause it’s all about ME now. Unless you disrespect me (or him) I have no issues with you. You were the past, I’m the present and also the future. Let’s get all the way familiar.

*Chris Brown voice* DEUCES

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…Just wondering (11)

…Just wondering why I haven’t blogged in a hot minute? Well it’s not that I don’t have anything to say, cause typically I always do. More so my mind maybe had too much to say. It’s easier for me to deduce my problems down myself before I take the time to write them here.

…Just wondering why this older man at my work keeps bothering me? First off, I’ll dismiss the fact that you got my number from God knows where only because we work on the same team…. but bruh, you calling me asking to come to your birthday and you’re old enough to be my Dad, is not what’s hot in these streets. Then when I ask you what you’re doing for it, you say “a private dinner”. If you don’t get your old silk pants, linen shirt, fake gold chain wearing, Coming to America behind from off of my phone…

…Just wondering why people yell “Free Lil Wayne” , “Free TI”,  “Free Wiz Khalifia” or any other celebrity that committed a stupid crime? Wiz Khalifia was arrested last night during a concert. Dude’s music is all about smoking weed, he tweets about it everyday and doesn’t hide the fact that he smokes weed. He tweets earlier on the evening “Kush smoke out at ….” and then that night he gets arrested. I mean, what? You guys feel sorry for him? I feel sorry for his mother. Don’t get me wrong, I keep up with celebrity gossip but I know that’s not the most important thing in life. Before you guys yell “Free Sakineh!” (the Iranian woman that is on Death Row for committing adultery) y’all are crying for a dumb rapper that will be in jail less than 6 months if that.  *Jay-Z voice* Stop ya bloodclot cryin!

…Just wondering why people figure I don’t catch their bullshit. Rarely do I miss things, just because I didn’t call you on your nonsense doesn’t mean I didn’t see it. I’ma need you to sit all the way down and keep it cute.

…Just wondering what this weather is saying. One day it feels like Fall and the next day Winter. I’m not feeling it at all. No bueno bitch.

Just Wondering (10)

… Just wondering why I haven’t written in so long?  Well the main reason is, I need a computer (Mac) folks! I have no way of keeping up at home which is quite irritating but that’s life. I love this blog so I haven’t given up on it.

… Just wondering how come people don’t realize that I’ve read their story and I’m just waiting to drop the “tell all”. Keep pushing me, trust me keep it up. When I speak, sometimes I feel like people aren’t really listening to me. As I’ve said before: You smelled the smoke, saw the flame from a distance and heard the sirens… yet somehow you still walked up to the fire and managed to get burned! All the warning signs were there!  I’m not a hard person to get. I’m straight forward in what I say. If I tell you I don’t like the way you’re moving and for some reason you don’t want to listen hear me, that’s YOUR problem. Don’t be mad when I have an attitude or I’m treating you the exact way you were treating me. Think about it.

… Just wondering why it’s so cold today? I’m mad I didn’t realize I’d need my scarf. Oh another tidbit for today? My buckle in the back of my pants that holds it up (it doesn’t have belt loops which I HATE) broke when I sat down this morning. *Insert laugh track*. I had to do some last minute surgery with the help of a coworker. Bad day to wear red underwear I tell ya.

… Just wondering why no one has sent me Chad Ocho Cinco to my doorstep yet. Hurry up folks, I’m not so patiently waiting.

… Just wondering who watched the train wreck that is SNL on Saturday Night that just passed? Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) hosted and it was HORRENDOUS. I only tuned in because Twitter folks got my interests peaked, and I really wished my curiosity didn’t get the Best of Me like Mya (#basicpunchline LOL). In total, I watched about 8 minutes too much and I was not impressed at all. You know when you feel embarrassed for someone on tv? Well yea, that’s what that was. It’s like they had her portray every ghetto Lacriesha girl role that they could think of. Worse yet, she was stumbling all over her words and you can just see the nervousness on her face. Bad look for her, really bad look.

… Just wondering why my aunt felt the need to scar me for life. She saw a picture of someone who I’m attracted to and said “He looks like *insert my cousins name here*”. WTF?! I’m scarred for life, I won’t be able to look at him the same now. I’m not a pervert guys I swear! Well not that kind at least.

… Just wondering why people put up a facade on the internet of who they think they “should” be and what they “should” be doing. The thing is there is always someone who knows you in the real world, so you fronting like you’re God’s Gift to mankind is quite silly. Myself, as well as everyone else would appreciate it if you would cut it right out. Do you need an example? Putting on like you’re such a great man/woman and you know you’re dishonest and doing dirt is STUPID. Putting it out there that you’re making paper 24/7 and you can barely afford a Harvey’s (we know Harvey’s is the higher priced fast food spot lol) combo is STUPID. If that’s not who you are why fake it for a bunch of people you’ve probably never met? Do you at all costs because it’s so much easier.

…Just Wondering (9)

…Just wondering why Facebook keeps changing and borrowing from other sites but won’t fix simple annoyances. “Like what?” you ask? Well I should be allowed to pick and choose who can invite me to events. You know what Tyrone? I don’t care to go to Dancehall Fete 132. Stop asking. Oh and hey Ashley! I don’t need you to invite me every week to your WEEKLY party at a club downtown, I get it, I really do- it happens every Saturday. Thanks but no thanks.

…Just wondering why people you don’t hear from often call you and then when you ask them what’s up, they reply “oh I’m just bored”. Ummm, really? Go play brickbreaker or something if you’re bored. Am I here to amuse you?

… Just wondering why the Black Eyed Peas video for “Imma Be” seems like it’s 25 minutes long. The song is hot, and the video is cool too, however only after you realize the song went from Pop to R&B to Hip Hop to Dance and then Trance your eyebrow raises slightly.

…Just wondering if the weather is going to stay like this for a while and by awhile I mean permanently. I’m enjoying the fact that I’m not freezing my private parts off each time I go outside. The future is looking amazing so far, I’m hoping it can only get hotter from here.

… Just wondering if you guys check out my Blogroll at the top. You should, there’s some good sites worth checking out.

… Just wondering why this male thinks that I’m not on to his game. You only say hi and engage in conversation when your girl isn’t around. The rest of the time I’m invisible (except for when you’re staring me down and think I can’t see you). Well, guess what? You’re not Casper and I think you’re a jackass. Cut the crap! If you can’t be consistent… don’t even bother.

…Just wondering why some people fail to realize that tattoo’s are permanent. You would think that would be a “duh” but for a growing number of  folks that point seems to be missed. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have any problems with people getting tats when it’s tastefully done and not foolishness. What’s foolishness? Well tattooing “It’s Barbie B*tch” sums up foolishness in a quick and easy nutshell. Don’t you think? I know a guy that’s tatted on both arms and it’s delicious and they all mean something important. That’s cool. Ladies especially need to be careful of placements. We have a lot more options of showing skin and having every part of your body marked is not a good look. Sorry!

…Just wondering why Ladies are imitating Nicki Minaj so hard? She’s just imitating every other female before her. You like her music? Okay fantastic, but dressing like her and all that is taking it a step too far. Learn to be a woman before you aspire to be a doll.

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…Just wondering who the hell gets Pink Eye at the age of 24? Guess who! ME !! *Side eye*. Friday morning I woke up and found it strange that I couldn’t open my left eye. Went to work and everyone kept trying to convince me it was Pink Eye. They eventually forced me to the walk in and he confirmed it. He gave me medicine with instructions that were even printed on the box “Apply in Left eye, 1 drop twice daily”. Fine. I woke up Sunday morning and guess what? I couldn’t open my right eye! Fantasticcccccc. When I went to put on the medication that night, I realized there was a paper in the box describing how to apply the medicine. You know what it said “Apply to both eyes regardless to prevent the spread”. *Blank stare*.  Y’all realize why I really dislike doctors now?

…Just wondering how I’m missing so many important items from my room. My “Fade to Black” Dvd, my “I Told you I was trouble” DVD and my navy blue nail polish. I’m pretty pissed off. These 3 things are vital to me (maybe that’s a boost but you know what I mean). If I happened to lend anyone those DVD’s and forgot, can you please just swing them back my way. Greatly appreciated!

…Just wondering what happened to dating? I know, I’ve written about that before but I’d seriously like to know. It’s long gone and I suggest for 2010 everybody makes a strong effort to bring it back.

…Just wondering who has the time to think of these stupid bbm (blackberry messenger) forwards. You crackberry users know what I’m talking about. The Christmas tree, the big “2010” one, the “if you love your mom forward this to 10 people… a girl didn’t do this and 4 days later her mother died”. I MEAN REALLY?! Are you people that dense? Do NOT send me this trash. I don’t care.

…Just wondering why a lot of you tell me in person/bbm/twitter/phone that you liked what I write on here but you never actually comment and take part in the discussion. You don’t have to put your name or even your real email address. Put “whotheheckcares” as a username and email “dontworryaboutit” if you feel like it LOL. Just COMMENT!

…Just wondering why it’s so early in the morning and I’m already craving Coke. It’s like insulin to me, argghhh. Whoa I just read that back, I’m talking about COCA-COLA … COCA COLA LOL. Before 1 of you send me a heartfelt letter telling me to go to Intervention lol.

…Just wondering how is it that I haven’t left the house in 4 days and feel absolutely no way about it. Yes, I know I have Pink eyes but I like being by myself sometimes. My only issue is that I really don’t look human to me lol. I’ve been trying to avoid mirrors and what not because it’s not pretty. Blah

…Just wondering why some girls are walking around calling Amber Rose their idol. I mean, what?! What has Amber Rose done but cut her hair? Is this some kind of joke? When I say a lot of females are so misguided, I really mean that. Amber Rose has done nothing but be in a couple videos (no one knew her then), she cut her hair and shacked up with Kanye and now she’s idol worthy? Foolishness at its best.

What is it?

Hola!

This post may seem all over the place but I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. I’ve had a few separate conversations amongst my male and female friends regarding dating. One of the many topics discussed was, how do you know if a guy wants you to be his girlfriend or if he just wants to sleep with you? Well damn. In my mind, I thought long and hard on how to answer this but I really don’t know the clear signs any longer. Back in the day, a guy would romance you to show you how much he wanted you to be his girlfriend. He’d even come right out and tell you what he wanted from you “will you be my girlfriend” or “let’s deal” LOL. Nowadays a guy will take you to the movies (LOL I just had a flashback of that Youtube video.. sorry off topic) maybe take you to dinner, compliment you and all but what does he really want? To get at the kitty kat. Hmm… so how in the world do you know when he actually wants something more substantial? In my opinion a lot of males (not all but a lot) are very afraid to tell a female what their true intentions are. Do you just want to cut or do you want to build something here?

The males reading this right now are probably thinking…

“So why don’t you females just ask?”

 Right? I know you were thinking that.

Well for the women that take the time to do that, sometimes it scares off the guy because he begins to feel “pressured”. It’s funny because the woman is not putting a knife to your penis saying “Be my man or he gets it” but rather just wanting to know where this is heading. No one likes being in limbo for a long period time. After awhile when the guy is essentially finished with you, you begin to feel like all that time spent has been wasted. Just flushed down the drain. Sucks, trust me it really does.

Ladies, let me know if you feel me on this one.

Fellas, please enlighten me on how this goes nowadays. 

Signed,

    A confused Virgo.

Ever wonder?

Do you ever wonder what it all really means?

 

  • Do you ever wonder why Suede is such a popular material in Winter? Is that the shoe stores way to make us the consumers spend more damn money? I mean suede boots are cool and all, I love the way they look however I can’t wear them in Winter *Blank stare*. The minute those badboys get a trace of salt from those roads, they’re dunzo so what’s even the point in them? So frustrating.

 

  • Do you ever wonder how come Celebrities haven’t figured out by now that whatever they do will eventually be exposed. Back in the day, you could get away with doing dirt and no one would tell because they could be paid off on the side by the Celebrity. Those days are long gone. There are more than a dozen Gossip magazines and what not on the newsstands, everyone has a price.

 

  • Do you ever wonder how hearing the sound of someones voice can instantly put a smile on your face? On that same token you ever wonder how the sound of someones voice has the power to give you an instant headache? I’m not even exaggerating on that point either.

 

  • Do you ever wonder why anyone would want to work for Diddy? It amazes me that he has a 2nd season of “I Want to Work for Diddy”. Yes, he may open certain opportunities but some of the stuff he makes these people do are utterly ridiculous not to mention damn well degrading. He has no manners!  Also do you wonder why anyone would sign under BadBoy? The man has been known to Scrooge those signed under him, so why are people still doing it?

 

  • Do you ever wonder why we say “No offense but…” then offend someone right after?

 

  • Do you ever wonder why Tiger Woods wife, Elin Woods, has a potential to gain 80 million dollars for staying with a man for a couple more years but there are still commercials on tv of people that can’t afford to buy food. (Yes yes, I know the politics of the world. I’m just saying though, have you ever seriously thought about stuff like this)

 

  • Do you ever wonder what happened to integrity and honesty? To me they go hand in hand and once one left the building, the other vacated as well.

 

  • Do you ever wonder how Astrology actually works (Zodiac signs and that). I think it’s amazing stuff, that depending on the month you were born determines the type of personality that you have. I strongly believe in Zodiac signs because I find in most cases people are dead on of their sign. I’m a Virgo (you should know that by now!) and I’m pretty much the carbon copy of one (except for 1 or 2 traits).  Interesting ‘Cancers‘ have the worst name out of all of them, but are actually not too bad of people *ahem*

 

  • Do you ever wonder how many times you cross peoples minds a day? I do. Am I the only one that thinks of stupid ‘ish like this? lol.

It’s not you, it’s ME

Good Afternoon,

*Wendy Williams voice* How you doing? Me, I’m doing alright. Just alright. Last night, I saw the movie “New Moon”. It’s funny, I never had any urge to watch any of the Twilight movies, however 2 weeks ago I said “let me see what the fuss is about”. Apart from the fact that, the acting is not that great- the girl in me really enjoyed it. Also I had previously seen the preview for “New Moon” and it had me thoroughly intrigued. The love triangle between Bella, Jacob and Edward is quite interesting. The movie had me walk away with one question on my mind…

 

What does “It’s not YOU, it’s ME” really mean?

 

We hear this phrase in television and movies all the time, and it’s usually meant as a funny let down to someone you’ve been dating- however when used in real life it’s not so funny. Clearly it must be me! There has to be something about me, that you are not particularly feeling. As Qaadir would say “Let’s just keep it real b*tch”. If you’re trying to let me down easy, at least give me the truth. Is it really that hard? If you have issues, okay that’s fine we all do! However if I am willing to work through your issues with you, why would you turn around and use that as a reason why you cannot be with me? I mean really though, just cut the crap. If you don’t want to be with me, just say it! Don’t tell me it’s ‘you’ and the next time I see you, you’re all boo’ed up with another female. Can someone say awkward!  Next time you think of using this phrase to someone to let them down gently, dont! Save it for George Costanza

Random Questions

I received this in an email, it’s just a list of random questions.

 

  • Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

  • Only in America ……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

 

  •  Only in America ……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 

  • Only in America ……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

 

  • Only in America ……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

 

  • Only in America ……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

 

  • Only in America ……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 

EVER WONDER….

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

 

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

What We Talking ‘Bout?

Yeah Yeah What we talkin’ bout real sh*t?

Or we talkin’ bout rhymes

You talkin’ bout millions, Or you talking’ bout mine

What we talkin’ bout, Cuz I ain’t got time

For what people be talkin’ bout all the time

What we talkin’ bout fiction, Or we talkin bout fact?

You talkin’ bout fiction? Hold up pardon my back

I’m talkin’ bout life, and all I hear is

Oh yeah he keeps talkin’ bout crack

I ain’t talkin’ bout profit, I’m talkin’ bout pain

I’m talkin’ bout despair, I’m talkin’ bout shame

I ain’t talkin’ bout gossip, I ain’t talkin’ bout Game

I ain’t talkin bout Jimmy, I ain’t talkin’ bout Dame

I’m talkin’ bout real sh*t, Dem people playin’

What is you talkin’ bout, I don’t know what y’all sayin’

People keep talkin’ bout Hov take it back

I’m doin’ better than before, Why would I do that?

-Jay Z baby

 

First of all this is the first song I fell in love with off the Blueprint 3 and it’s still my favorite thus far. It succeeds everytime in getting me amped up. Particularly the 1st verse. What are we talking about in life? All I ever ask for is when people speak to me, make it real. Don’t get caught up in what you think I’d like to hear. All I’m interested in is the truth. If you’re not supplying it, I’m not buying it. It’s really that simple. Lying to my face is the most frustrating thing to me. Trust is so important, I’ll trust you until you give me reason not to. So why is everyone so inclined to feed into lies and deceit. He said, she said. It really never fails. Someone is blatantly lying to your face and you know it, yet somehow you still try to give them the world on a silver platter. For what?!?  Hold up pardon my back for a second.

 They say feelings are a hard thing to get past however being a downright fool for someone is just ridiculous. You hear me? RIDICULOUS. Lying to make others look better or yourself look better is deplorable. As grown and mature (I hope) folks, what is it exactly that you talk about in your day to day? Let’s make it good because all of that kiddy stuff is played. So what we talking bout, fiction or we talking bout fact? If we’re talking about fiction, save that and write it down for a short story. I’m not interested.