WOWWW July 27th

Sometimes I really have to wonder if some people have any real people on their team cause some of this stuff just baffles my brain. If I were to ever look like this and subsequently dress like this, I really REALLY hope that one of my homies would check me with the quickness. This is downright unacceptable and I give her 2 speeding tickets and a do not pass GO for this travesty.

Foxy...is that you...?

Girl, WHAT

She is on the ride of her life and I would just appreciate it if she hopped off ASAP. I would say she’s on crack, but doesn’t that make you skinny? She is stretching that poor pleather/leather jumpoff for dear life. I don’t even know what to reduce these pictures too. I guess nothing but no mirrors and maybe a too tight weave. I’m over this Foxy, while you’re throwing out this “ensemble” I’ma need you to change your name too. Ain’t nothing about that mess “Foxy”.

Wowwww April 28th

*Shakes head*

Folks this is what happens when you don’t know how to dress age appropriate.

I give you, Toni Braxton…

What happened?

...and why did it happen?

Toni Braxton is 42 years old and she has NO BUSINESS in this outfit. None. Her kitty kat is printed out for the world to see , not to mention those lace cutouts at the side? Her bum is also sagging. Is this a joke?

 Don’t even get me riled up on that shaved head of hers. I need all of these moms to stop this ASAP! I didn’t like it on Cassie, Lala, Mel B , Toni what made you think we would accept it? Not only was it a bad idea, it looks like you cut it in the dark with shades on. No ma’ammmm no ma’am.

There is nothing wrong with looking sexy at any age, but there is a way to do it age appropriately. This definitely missed that boat by a week.

Monday “Woww”. 3/15

You know what, I like Chris Brown. Always have. Always will.

Yes, he did something extremely messed up… yet we all have. He’s very talented and I believe he’s truly sorry for “Chrihannagate 2009”.

With all that being said, there is only so far my support goes for him ( or any celeb for that matter).

Folks, what the heck is this?

Cut the crap!

 

“Team Breezy”

Not only is that an extremely stupid thing to do, but it also looks like my 4 year old niece wrote it. The money she spent on that tattoo, she could have invested it in a book because it’s clear she needs it.

Do better people!

He said what?

Good morning folks,

Yesterday the Twitter world was up in arms regarding some comments John Mayer said in an interview he had done with Playboy. Here is what was said:

 

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n****r pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

My first thought reading that “That was pretty dumb of him to say”. However I did not immediately think “John Mayer is racist and doesn’t like black women”. Nor did I think he was going around calling us the dreaded N word. Here’s the thing, John Mayer tried to make a funny with the whole ‘my dick is a white supremicist’.. unfortunately for him, it just wasn’t funny. In my opinion it wasn’t meant in a racist way, it’s just for HIS life he hasn’t slept with any black females. Now ladies answer me this, do any of you have a “black panther p*ssy”? I mean let’s be honest-t-t-t-t *Drake voice*. All of the black women that were quick to jump down his throat, can you honestly say that you’ve been with a White male or even kissed one? Until you have… get outta here with that racist talk, you have a Black Panther P*ssy yourself. He shouldn’t have said the comment the way he did, however he’s not wrong for saying he’s only slept with white women. That’s just his sexual background.

A stupid person doesn’t always equal a racist person, but a racist person is pretty stupid to me. Learn the difference.

Moving right along to his “hood pass” comment. It was just a dumb statement, he tried to do a comparison and “denounce” the word but clearly he missed the mark. Mr Mayer should have known that no good could have came from using the word, especially in a print interview. My thought though, for all of the black people that went off about John’s statements let me ask you guys something: Do you use the N word in all it’s different variations? Do you call yourself a bitch and love Hip-Hop songs from rappers like Gucci and Lil Wayne where they’re calling you a bitch and a hoe. To me, I think let it start at home. Why don’t we make a bigger fuss of our black men degrading us but as soon as someone white makes a comment like they’ve never slept with a black woman, we want to publicly stone him. Get your mind right people.

Tuesday WOWWW Worthy

Umm I’ve heard of the Bee-hive hairdo, but the Birds Nest?!

What's happening here?

 

No really, what?!

 

The fact that the front half of hair is straightened just further proves to me that she did this on purpose. She purposely did that to her headtop. Yikes

Wednesday WOWWW

This heart my feelings, I’m not even going to lie.

Ladies, I know you also had a major crush on this man back in the day. I just want to know what happened and why? *confused face* How does life get that rough for you? You used to be a dime, now you look like you collect change for a living. So sad.

Before

Devante Swing from Jodeci. That white stuff must have got you. Geez

Damnnn Ginaaaa

Monday Evening “Wowwww”

I often wonder if people do not own mirrors in their houses. You know, some just don’t want to be bothered to spendtime looking at themselves. I think that’s selfish, because I’m bothered when I have to see things like this in my eyesight.

This woman used to work at my workplace, which as I’ve mentioned before is an office! This doesn’t jive on any day of the week.

Aghhhh

Aghhhh

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Friday “Wowwww” Worthy

Good morning peoples,

 

Last night was a really stupid night. I was so serious about not looking at the news channels after awhile, when I’m upset over something I like to think of something good. So the majority of my night was spent dancing around and singing at the top of my lungs in my bra and shorts to Michael Jackson. My remote control was my mic and the whole living room was my stage. Goodtimes indeed.  As I’ve mentioned before, in death we need to cling on to the *good* memories of that persons life, as it should be celebrated.  Do not forget to celebrate the living, as we never know when it’s our time to meet our Creator.

 

I digress.

 

If you’ve had the pleasure of being around me (lol) you would hear me say something sometimes often for different reasons.

 

“Wowwwwwww”

 

I have 2 ways of saying it: 1 of which is a wow for things that looked really jacked. For whatever reason.

2. Is more of a high pitched ‘woww’. It’s used as sarcasm generally to make the other person realize that what they just said is redundant or “I don’t care”

There are so many functionalities of this one word it’s crazy lol.

 

This new section I’m starting will consist of random pictures that I take while living my daily life. I’m a lover of photography, so I always have my baby “Ruby” (My Canon) with me. She never lets me down.

 

Thuglife!

Thuglife!

Stylin and Profilin'

Stylin and Profilin'

 

 

This last one is a picture I took in 2007, I’m still in shock that I actually witnessed this on the road. There are some things in life that you should never see…

What was she thinking?!

What was she thinking?!

 

This is the first edition of MANY to come…